Obviously, the regular healers are too busy tonight to post in this emergency, time is of the essence, therefore, let the circle be unbroken as the power of the mud is progenerated and promulgated to the process of protecting the prostrated beatle and his wife.
Let us please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, the social responsiblity in this time of musical need....
May each within the practices of the religious persuasion of their choice, or secular practices of his/her/it's choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...
1. Remove the cover from your computer monitor.
2. Cleanse your hands in the flowing source from your kitchen tap...Do Not Dry Them
3. Place your hands within your monitor parts
4. FEEL......the POWER and know that IT is REAL!!!(By accepting this healing opportunity, you are accepting these terms. This healing is subject to the clarification or withdrawal by Max or Joe. It is freely transferable to others in need with no alteration to the original healing powers. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This power of the mud is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent healing need is realized, whichever comes first, and the warranty of mud is limited to replacement by spittle and dust or issuance of a new need at the sole discretion of the usual divine-intervention-healers.)