Aw, isn't that sweet! The Google ads at the bottom of the page are offering ways you can Publish Your Poem and enter a Free Poetry Contest. Ha! And if you believe them . . . "Free" my ass.

If you're going to D.C., Rapaire, be sure to take a good overcoat and umbrella and a pair of rubbers. The shit is flying in that town now! (And you know what kinds of overcoat and umbrella and rubbers I'm talking about--I don't want to get you in trouble with Pat!)