curmudgeon take a flyin Fcck with a flea circus.

What right-minded MC citizen would send a seeker-of-wisdom off to the tawdry sight you suggested? I say we revoke your "green-card" and line you up against the wall, prepared for the China-Man.

Collected by Dick N Susan - this is one of the originals in the Digital Tradition....

http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=477

http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=478

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Mudgcureon - go to the corner, bend over, and prepare to recite the Catacisum