Lemme paraphrase John Stewert...

I used to work in a bar, some time ago.... There was a guy who sat in there every night, being FAT (not with a PH) and drunk.... That was ALL this guy did... One night someone tried to break into his car, and this guy lept off his barstool, ran out into the parking lot, and beat two guys with a tire iron.... my first thought was "Holy shit, that fatass can MOVE when he wants to!"

That was the 'media' where this disaster is concerned.