some observations..

Far as I can see, George has only one head.

All men have two heads. It varies man to man which head is in charge. When George was a young man it was almost certainly the smaller one.

Granted, that head's deficiencies are glaringly obvious and dangerous too, but not 'deadly' (at least for him). He's no Pied Piper! (although his inner circle does appear quite rat-infested).

He had 50 million people following him into the hell he has created, voting against their own interests last election.

He's yet to be miraculously healed of anything. With the possible exception of a few million already-deluded bible-thumpers, he's far from becoming the object of the whole world's marvel or (willing) prostration. And he's certainly not beyond compare! Interesting parallels can be drawn with, for example, a garden slug (although slugs DO serve a few useful purposes). Perhaps a mad bull would be better?

Beyond compare? I donno, he's pretty unique. The whole world DOES marvel at how an obvious shallow illiterate won that job.

and BTW according to his official bio and all of his supporters, he was healed, of alcoholism, by Billy Graham. That conversion is a huge source of his support.