Tired of walking the plank
and looking for wrecks
Long John Silver was desperate for sex

Young jim hawkins
was a willing young chum
but that really wasn't his glass of rum

Israel Hands (what a man! what a fondling machine!)
George Merry! Ben Gunn, he was fun and quite keen
Long John said, arrr! I fancy a quick Captain Hook
But Stevenson left all this out of the book