They are. Trust me. His ratings are WAY down. The flippin' goof got himself arrested again, eh? He is in the slammer as I speak. This is after him being a total A-hole for ever since anyone can remember. He called me a skank more than once because I would not go out with him. Well, it takes a plenty dumb broad to go out with Shane, let me tell ya. She has to be either majorly desperite or totally out of it or a complete idiot whichever comes first. There are some who have, tho. Emma went out with Shane once. She would go to bed with a flippin' warthog if it had a pizza and a working TV. No joke. Emma is a slut. Anyway, even Emma hadda admit that it was kind of a waist of time. Shane is a major looser who thinks that he is the king of Blind River! That is a laff and a half! He couldn't win at horseshoes if he got 35 throws and the competishun was blindfolded. His sexual abilities are limited. That's what I hear. But he thinks he is the cat's flippin' ass, that's what he thinks. I laff every time I hear about the latest idiotic thing he has done. His brother Don is not bad. I would go parking with Don anytime. Don has a truck, and he even sort of owns it. He works at the garage. Shane is always going on about that Don is bald, like it was a bad thing, but I don't see what the hell difference it makes. You turn 'em upside down and they all look the same, right? Well, me and Sherry and the girls are gonna get drunk tonight and go drive up to where they are keeping Shane, and we are gonna flash our boobs at the poor bastard from the other side of the chain link fence and then give him the finger and laff at him and drive off. Ha! Ha! Ha! Serves him right. He can't get no beer in there! I never forget the time when he stole my tip money and didn't pay for the beer at the Iron Horse. Shane is a complete bolthole in need of corporial punishment by big cops in black skintight wetsuits. He is Canada's champion moron!

And he's in love with a female cop who is a tight-assed, rotten, stuck-up bitch!

What a looser.

Sign me,

Darlene, the Queen of Blind River