Ha! I heard about this and logged on. Damn funny. I know Darlene. She CAN do that thing with the golf ball. I know for a fact that she can even do it with a baseball! Now we gotta see if she can do it with a softball! Hell, make it a BASKETBALL! I have faith in Darlene's abilities, eh?

ROTFLMAO!!!

This oughta be good. I may drive up there too, and see if I can get a peep when they flash the boy. He is goin' totally flippin' stir-crazy. No beer, no smokes, no nothin'. He's still alive though. That surprises me. He's tougher than I thought, eh?

Officer flippin' Dan is keepin' a close eye on Shane. She figgers to make a man out of him yet. She is stone crazy, that woman. If he lives, he can have her, far as I'm concerned.

Don