Clogger, take off the sad spectacles. I think they may be clogging your vision. Telling Irish jokes is OK by you. I'll leave that one for now. Dave are you taking notes. You haven't beeen to Wales or Scotland, have you Clogger? I'd have to say don't plan any trips to the USA or Australia any time soon, and your role...I think you pretty well personified the thread title, congrats.