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Thread #59418 Message #1562674
Posted By: Rapparee
13-Sep-05 - 08:56 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The US Federal Bureau of Investigation (the "FBI" as it's known to the cogniscenti) determined some time ago that those toilet paper dolls (TPDs) were actually tiny terrorists. All of them in the US were collected and interned in a camp near Slufoot, New Mexico. This was done without violence, mostly, although a few had to be shot for resisting arrest or as a warning to the others that resistance was futile.
I know this because the FBI has a facility here in Pocatello. It was deeply involved in the TPD round-up after the FBI office in Boise realized that "TPD" is kinda like "WMD" and we all know what that means. Anyway, the TPDs are not suffering anymore than anyone else in Slufoot. They are well kept in clean, airy, buildings with running water and nearly adequate food.
I'd post links, but pictures are not encouraged and the operation ("Operation TPD Roundup") was kept very, very secret so that the American People wouldn't panic or something.