Jeez, these Aussies are so laid back it's tough to get them to rise to the bait. I met a lot of them in the late sixties in London's Earls Court area (We used to call it Kangaroo Valley, there were so many of them) We'd drink a while and if it didn't look like there was much chance of getting laid, we (Scots, Irish and Aussies) would start a fight with the English. Great fun! Great people! My favorite Aussie joke:

Bruce: "Hey, Sheila d' y' wanna fuck?" Sheila: "Okay, Bruce, y' smooth-talkin' bastard!"