The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1562712
Posted By: Amos
13-Sep-05 - 09:51 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The Socity for the Serene Survival of Sexy Tiny Toiletpaper Terrorists has informed me through their legal agent that you will be hearing from their law firm in the morning, Rapaire. This transmittal of vicious rumours on your part about the FBI rounding up their membership is purely slanderous. No such thing ever happened; the SSSTT has always been supportive of the FBI, providing intelligence and data from an array of miniscule sensors in their petticoats. All over the English speaking world, the tiny light, sound and smell sensors from toilet tanks everywhere provide a veritable Mississippi of data of the most intimate sort on the carryings on of suspicious characters in all sorts of positions.