The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1562786
Posted By: MMario
13-Sep-05 - 11:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
just recieved this via e-mail:

From: Mother Superior Sanctimonia Pleurisy de Gall
Subject: The sadly soiled doves of the SSSTT

Dear Kindred in blessing:

It has come to our attention that many otherwise good souls have taken to verbally abusing the poor soiled doves of the SSSTT. I beg you to remember that though many defame their characters it is not the fault of these poor midguided ladies that the animal instincts and urges, the lusts and wordly appetites of others in our society that leads to their suffering at the hands of their fellows.

Indeed, consider their suffering, for it is the rare day when one of these lambs of sin does not have virtually her entire insides torn from her, rent asunder and discarded.

M.Sup. Sanctimonia