I have just spoken with a Special Agent of the FBI who is also a library patron (he brings his kids and his "fave book" is Hop On Pop). Anyway, he told me that the detainee TPDs have "nearly all volunteered" to be Special Household Informers for the Bureau and will know by the abbreviation "SHITPD," which he considers unfortunate but which was foisted on them From Above. Their primary mission will be to infiltrate the households of known, unknown, suspected, and unsuspected aiders and abettors of Those Who Would Destroy Western Civilization As We Know It (TWWDWCAWKI, pronounced "Tweedwecawky," which is actually a small town in rural New Jersey). He would have told me more, but it's all very, very hush-hush. In fact, he was run over (several times) by a black car driven by men in black (MIB) in our parking lot.