You may have heard these before...........

There was a young man from Hocket,
Who got blasted up in a rocket,
The force of the blast blew his balls up his arse,
And they found his cock in his pocket

There was a young Nun from Nigeria,
Whos morales were rather inferior,
She done to someone what she shouldn't have done,
And now shes a mother superior

There was a young Man from Leeds,
Who swalowed a packet of seeds,
Flowers and grass grew out of his arse,
And around his balls were weeds