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Thread #16635   Message #156354
Posted By: DonMeixner
31-Dec-99 - 09:19 PM
Thread Name: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
Subject: RE: Confession: I killed Laura Foster
To Whom it may concern,

We, The Combined Flax and Tow Growers and Manufacturers Guild of Belfast, Ire. would like to admit to and take resposinility for some of the responsibility in the recent death of Mrs. Imma Bloat, dec. We realize that while Mrs. Bloat, dec. was killed by a transected carotid artery. This being caused by a razor, manufactured in Bonn, Germany by Kuutz & Scleitzoff & Co. It was the failure of a product produced by our union that precipitated this event. And for that we are profoundly sorry.

Our subsidiary Guild, Amalgamated Eggs and Marrow Bone Producers of Greater Wexford have a similiar addmission regarding a recent drowning in that town.

For both events we are profoundly sorry and willing to stand for our crimes.

Mr. B. Onmotts, Pres. AE&MBP of GW & CF&TG and MG of B,I