Wee Willie the whale
With the curly tail
For all the world to see.
Every girl and boy
JUMPS with joy
How happy they will be

Of course there is the verse:
We're going to eat a special treat
We're going to catch a whale.
We'll fry him nice
Once or twice
And Bar-B-Que his tail.

From my childhood. And you would take him away from me. What is one to do with kleptomanic houseguests?