I once had a metallic red Honda LXi with flipup lights and a sunroof and gold-spoked wheels, a car so wonderful I didn't believe I deserved it. Alas, it's no longer mine, but I treasure the key I kept and all the memories that go with it. Probably the nicest car I'll ever have owned.

And I had a really wonderful three-year romance while I had that car, and it took us on many romantic outings.

-Joe Offer-