Quacky Quackers was our pet duck when we were growing up. On Quacky's birthday we baked him (or her, we were very young and it didn't matter to us) a cake containing duck food. It was just a little one, but my brother ate it anyway and Quacky didn't get any birthday cake. My brother, on the other hand, has webbed feet and a bill.

Anyway, Happy Birthday To You.