Charlie can keep his harpoon. I have no use for it. But how am I going to regale the Getaway crowd with my Salvation Army anti-booze songs if I don't have atambourine? And being from Maine. it can't be any tambourine...

And you still haven't told me about how to handle kleptomaniac guests.

Kendall - were you in on this too? Et tu, Brute!?!