Lucy was watching as Charlie Brown spread peanut butter on a slice of bread. When it was evenly distributed, he took the knife and started to cut it. Lucy shouted, "Don't cut it! Don't cut it!" She grabbed it up from the counter, folded it over, and as she walked away from a startled Charlie Brown and was about to bite into it, she said, "If you cut them, it spoils the flavor!"

By the way:   never slap someone who's chewing tobacco.

Don Firth