By the way, I have patented the chord of G major: so you'd better not use it in any of your tunes/songs/arrangments. Or pay me a substantial royalty for each use (special discounts apply if you're only practising)

I'm working on a similar patent on some other chords, but, unfortunately, I needed to consult my chord converter to do this, and I found that I was breaching some other patent. Now, how mean-spirited is that?

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Hamish