Err, happen there are too many comings and comes in there, Bloke, that makes it sound like the plot in what used to be known euphemistically as 'Batchelor Films'.

But that doesn't alter the fact that it is Last Sunday Session time at the Haymaker's this Sunday, and I am coming home from beloved Essex specially for it.

That will mean I will go from hermit to session habitue(French thingy above e) in two days flat. Is this a record?