Truth about British ballads! ????



.. mostly too long.. dreary.. monotonous.. and boring..



should cut out all the dull descriptive schoolbook geography and history bits..

and get straight down to the sex, violence and horror scenes..


..and more swear words and a harder dance beat would make them better to listen to.....



please bring on the abridged, faster tempo, nastier and sexyer ballad-lite versions..


pleeeeaaassse..!!!!