Of course there's the Irish traditional fiddle tune "The Wise Maid" which is probably Molly's inspiration for her title. Then there is a tune by Irish fiddler Dale Russ called "The Slightly Less-Informed Maid" - "a reel similar in its first measure to a standard called The Wise Maid, only not so much, hence the title." Perhaps Molly, you could write a sequel called the latter.

Cheers, S. in Seattle