In his old hereditary castle the old lord (L) is sitting in his hereditary tub and is bathed by his manservant, his former batman (B).
B: May I draw your lordship's attention to your lordship's surprising erection?
L (looking down):Indeed, an erection, that is really a surprise!
B: Does your lordship want me to inform her ladyship?
L: Heavens, no! We'll try to smuggle it into town.