"Yes, I feel VERY fortunate to be a Canuck today, and I now determine myself - with y'all as my witnesses - to NEVER badmouth our most enviable, kind and oh-so-virtuous climate again!"
That'll last until the first stretch of 40 below and the car won't start. It would with me, anyway.
I will rephrase that: It will with me, anyway. However, nice thought, daylia.