Herb Caen, the San Francisco Chronicle columnist, ran this, supposedly overheard several years ago. Customer in Toystore, holding boxed toy: Does Barbie come with Ken? Smartass Toystore Clerk: No, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.
Customer in Toystore, holding boxed toy: Does Barbie come with Ken?
Smartass Toystore Clerk: No, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.