Bruce - did you read about my nephew's adventure on an airplane? Projectile vomiting before it even left the terminal.

I have left things in taxis. Sorry Sir jOhn. Once I left a purse with all my credit cards and a large amount of cash. I was in NYC looking for an apartment while moving from Chicago. Two weeks later, the cabbie tracked me down via a Chicago library card. He was a very young man whose mother harped at me the whole time I was at his home retrieving the wallet. He had not touched a thing and was rewarded generously.

Surely this is not as serious an offense as leaving dead moggies on your lawn?