Ah, home sickness strikes again!!! Good ol' Darzet Juggernauts, how I miss 'em!

Granfer actually had a cow called Gertie, she was a demon with the shitty tail, could hit a milkmaid at 20 paces....

And yes, after experimentation during the summer back home in Abbotsbury, I can still do the milking thing by hand - like riding a bike, you never forget how to squeeze a teat or dodge the aforementioned shitty tail...

LTS, who is GOING HOME IN THREE WEEKS!!!!