The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #84047   Message #1573521
Posted By: gnu
01-Oct-05 - 02:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: Shane arrested again!
Subject: RE: BS: Shane arrested again!
gnu here. Dale and Daisy-June had a wonderful wedding. All of the guys were dressed up in black bow-ties and Hunter's Orange vests, and all of the women were wearing dresses designed by my half-French and half-Irish cousin Camille O'Flage. (He's the guy that is suing Mossy Oak and Remington over them ripping off his clothing design that he trademarked "Cam'O'flage".)

The new in-laws bought the happy couple a Mini-Home seized by the RCMP in a grow-op and they are looking around for a piece of crown land to squat it on.

Even cousin Del was there, on a day release, pending sentencing. But he didn't stay long. He and Cpl. Daylia just disappeared. But, he gave the newlyweds a wicked wild wedding present. Two Lincoln Town Cars for ta use as greenhouses and garbage boxes. No motors or gas tanks... just perfect for plantin flowers early and keepin garbage til pickup so's the ravens and coons can't get pickin. They will look nice on either side of the driveway.

I got them a 175 watt yard light at Princess Auto. High pressure sodium so's it's really energy efficient, which is most important, on accounta, if they can find a new spot to put the trailer and get it installed and hooked up just as the new power rates come in, the neighbours will never notice the diffrence in their power bill.

And, they got a raft of mason jars from far and wide. Boxes and boxes of em. And, then, a huge big pot. Of course, the surprise was spoiled at that point cause they pretty much knew what was coming next... a half dozen chits fer a moose. They will be so busy bottlin moose, I don't know when they will have time for anything else! Although, Dale, in his toast to his bride, eloquently alluded to the fact that the women folk had better plan for a spring baby shower. Father was blushing and salivating at the same time.

Anyway, That's a snippet of all the news from Kent County. I hope we get to hear from Shane and Don soon. If the lads are not too wrapped up in their girlfriends to post... nudge, nudge, wink, wink, eh, eh?