Well, gol danged....

I used to think that maybe Darwin was on to somethin' so I went to the National Zoo down in DC and went into the "monkey" buildin' and had me a good look 'round...

Well, yeah, lotta them critters remind me of some folks I used to know back in Wes Ginny but then I was thinkin, "Hey, Bobert, these danged critters ain't half as bad ill-behaved as them folks back in Wes Ginny so I ruled the entire Darwin thing out...

But...

...hey, this 7 day story is tad hard to handle, too. I mean, yeah, God coulda handled all the heavens and earth and beats and man in, off, 'bout 15 minutes but creatin woman??? Hey, now I'z good God lovin' man but I'z been 'round a few womenz in my day and there's no way the God could just ripped this off the drawin' board in a day, or two, ot two thousand... This took some carefuill desigin'... I mean, you look at 'um and thet look pefrect but unner them perfect looks they go wiring schematics that prolly make the space shuttle's look like some football play drawed up in the dirt...

No direspect, God, but you stickin' to yer story that you created womenz in a day??? Got any evidence???

Bobert