The problem with insuring your house is that sometimes the company won't pay because of the 'fine print'.


When my elderly 'strange neighbour' poured a couple of gallons of kerosene all along the ground on the side of my house next to the joint fence, I couldn't get the plants in the ground replaced cause they weren't covered - but if they would have been in pots, that would have been ok...

Lucky it had been the week before that she had tied herbs and lit candles to the fence - she was praying to The Goddess of The Earth to stop gravity draining the water downhill in the clay substrate onto her property - when she finished that, she started singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers' at the top of her voice at 1 am... no - I didn't look out the window to see if she was 'sky-clad' - I don't think my system could have taken the shock...


I'm not making this up you know...