Well . . . actually, I don't know how many attempts God made with the female of the species, but it turns out that between Adam and Eve, He made Eve first.

She was designed to have three breasts rather than the current two. When He breathed life into Eve, she checked herself out, and said "Well, I guess redundancy is a good thing in most cases, but I really think three breasts is a bit excessive. I could probably make do with just two."

So God removed one of Eve's breasts, and she went off to check out the layout of the Garden.

God stood there with the one breast in His hand and mused, "Now, I wonder what I can do with a useless boob?"

Then God made Man.

Don Firth

P. S. (At least, that's what a couple of my female friends tell me. . . .)