Oh boy, do I ever miss Dave Allan.

An old British gentleman was telling a story to another fellow at the club one evening, regarding his encounter with a tiger in India.

"Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the bush, right in front of me and went, ROOAAARRR!" he said, raising from his chair.

"My God! I soiled myself!" he exclaimed.

"Well," said the other chap, "I problably would have too, if I had encountered a tiger".

"Not then, you fool!" he responded, " just now, when I went ROOAARRRR!."