The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #85071   Message #1575038
Posted By: Joybell
03-Oct-05 - 07:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: last time you 'browned' your pants
Subject: RE: BS: last time you 'browned' your pants
Oh! Happiness! I love my Mudcat family. And I thought I'd end my days discussing body-problems with the old lady tied to the chair next to me in the nursing home.
The other bits of the Old Fart's advice go:

Never pass up a chance to use a toilet
Never trust a fart
Never waste an erection (my substitute for us ladies - Never say no.)

Cheers, Joy