Now that the glorious day has arrived I feel free to go ahead and post. I didn't want to be the bearer of ill tidings but when you hit 60 some things are best left unspoken. On the plus side, a man is only as old as the women he feels, in which case you're like what? 19? Truly a lucky man..........although Khatt may be in for a rough year.........

If you check in "The Ages of Man" you'll readily see that at 60 certain physical effects begin as we start down the bell curve of life. It's kind of like coming of age as a young man but in reverse or something. Remember how as your acne cleared up you looked down and noticed your John Thomas had become proud, mighty, massive, and strong? Well, soon you'll look down and say, "Oh my gawd, my dick is smaller and mushier than a half eaten cocktail weenie......and there's a zit on the end of it!" Take heart though because your package will still look in proportion owing to the fact your nuts have shriveled up like a pair of dessicated rabbit pellets.

Not to worry excessively here Mate, the important part is that your old fellow is still functional.....and it is! Actually in some respects it will be more functional than it has been in years. Following that bell curve of aging you'll soon be urinating quite freely and often in prodigious quantities. Did I mention you'll be needing to pick up some Depends? Not a big deal of course and you won't have to wear them all the time, just when you are further than 10 seconds from a WC. Come to think of it though, perhaps it is well that you do get in the habit of wearing them all the time in preparation for the time later in the coming year when you'll be completely incontinent.

(Khatt, if all of this sounds a bit overwhelming, let me remind you that my name is also Patterson and I am but 56! I am married of course so it would be bigamy, but then again it would be big of Karen and yourself as well......so why don't we all be big about this thing? Micca can wallow around in his Depends while we work out the details.)

Well Happy Birthday Micca! Your golden years have just begun!!!

Spaw