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Thread #1750   Message #1576337
Posted By: GUEST,AndrewtheHat
05-Oct-05 - 08:06 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Bold Sir John (Two Ronnies sketch)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Bold Sir John - Two Ronnies sketch
Anyone remember...

"Oh what a pity the pubs in the City all close at half past ten!
If I had the power they'd shut for an hour then open up again...

OH! I could get chronic on vodka and tonic at any time I like -
I'd wave at the p'liceman standing by my car, then nick his bike!

And we'd all have a damn good time!
(Barker) On peaches and cream!
(Corbett) And vodka and lime!"