Another thing about the bloody English is their rotten folk songs. All bloody yokels, pretty ploughboys, handsome cabin boys, aye up hecky thump didn't we sup some stuff, you could write them with a sodding computer - that is if IBM make a sexually abnormal, booze by the bucket, oh my soldier has gone for a johnny programme.

total crap from start to finish - then some turd in a bowler hat sends the morons who sing this dogshit on a cultural exchange to some place where they've actually got some culture.