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Thread #59418   Message #1578357
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Oct-05 - 07:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'm certain of the reincarnation bit. You see, in a previous life I was at the Battle of Agincourt. A French infantryman, I was trampled by the retreat of the knights; my body was pretty well mangled and was left as food for the rooks.

Before that I was a Prince of Burma, but because of succession issues I was strangled at birth.

I've a fly (swatted), a peasant maiden (promiscuous but ugly, died at 14 of plague) and a hellgrammite (eaten by a trout).

I've also been the Emperor Of The Sixteen Universes, and a courtesan to Its Imperial Awesomeness Aalaadfbij XIT. In the first case I died of old age and in the latter I was assassinated by a jealous rival.