I don't think the english thing really works.

we should be reassigned other identities. perhaps we could become a province of ireland. Intensive training courses could be organised. Seminars on what a bastard it is being oppressed, and who knows maybe we could get the church to take our money and mess around with our kids, we could have folk clubs where they play interminable jigs and reels - (no change there). then organise ourselves into loyalists and republicans and shout at each other - perhaps we could try a themed weekend fist, see how it goes

or American. obviously the first thing is to carpet bomb the country with leaflets tellin the real truth about the 1917-8 war and the 42-45 unpleasantness. If we were Americans we could have guns and hunt down the bastards in bowler hats.