Used to do a little set for Remembrance Day......

Started with the first verse of 'Join the British Army'
Ah yes, join the British Army, and if you do the first thing you learn is how to whinge about the grub!
'Tell me boys, have you any complaints?'
Then you quickly find out about a thing called 'Chain of command'
'They were only playing Leap-frog'
But the risk is, some bloody politician will start a war, and that can be boring.....
'When this bloody war is over...'
And , of course, if you are what they call 'other ranks' It can be dangerous....
'If you want to see the Colonel, I know where he is'
But what the hell, join the British Army, you may have a great time, you may even get discharged....
'Bless 'em all'

Feel free!

FC