Guest: beginners are all welcome, especially if armed with HGs and pipes. I'd bring a tape recorder too, at least next year you could play all the tunes we played this year!

Fionn: I thought about a new thread this year, but thought the thread police would shout at me! Point taken, though.

Mr Happy, the camping's in one of Farmer John's fields, don't know which one. He said the previous one is full of maize this year! Wonder if it tastes OK?