Ahhh,death,gee,,,,, how I like to think of death.

Perhaps these are what your friend desires:

IT HATH NO REVERSE

by Dejavu (punk hard-edge band)

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VOLVO,
IT HATH NO REVERSE.
I'M GOING MENTAL,
AS I SMOKE AND CURSE.
WHEN I LOOK AT INK BLOTS,
I EXLAIM "SEX AND DEATH" HOW PERVERSE.

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VOLVO,

IT HATH NO REVERSE.

IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE TORI,

NO, DAVE MATHEWS, OR WORSE.

IT MUST BE THE POT

HIDDEN DEEP INSIDE MY PURSE.

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VOLVO,

IT HATH NO REVERSE.

JUST FORWARD AND SIDEWAYS,

KIND OF LIKE A HEARSE

THE SMOKE CAUSES BLOOD TO COUGH

I TOLD THE RESIDENT NURSE

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VOLVO IT HATH NO REVERSE

Personaly, I think the tune and lyrics BOTH suck...big time!