Dear Scotty,

Not to worry!!

It wasn't a glitch with the tele-transporter after all. No, we here at Deering actually make them that way. The banjo with a guitar neck was done on purpose and, I can assure you, was not the result of trying to transport a guitar and a banjo while at warp speed.

You've seen "The Fly" too many times! ha ha!

Sincerely,

The Deering Co.