Did you know they got a team named the Kings? The Kings? I suppose that's no worse than the Senators. And what the hell is a Wild? And, seriously, someone actually named one team the Ducks. Daffy innit? Since the regular season only ends April 18, maybe they could shorten things up with less teams. Like, they could combine the Kings and the Penguins and call them the Emperors. Of course, you probably already know why I said all this... the Wild Ducks, of course.

Hey Pseudolus... how come you don't got Don Cherry down fer the Senators?