The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1582605
Posted By: Rapparee
13-Oct-05 - 05:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, yes, usually it's pretty rare on the macro scale. But it does happen. Just the other day the Halfmaster of the Legion, Ol' Ole, was seen by his wife in the company of Half Moon Hattie, one of the local filles de joie, up at the Legion Hovel. But when Mrs. Ol' Ole got home to git the skillet ready for Ol' Ole's head, there was Ol' Ole on the couch, red in the face and panting like a dog in August. She thought he'd seen her and run all the way home, only he said that he'd been shoveling snow or cutting grass and got all tuckered out and had just a few minutes ago come in to rest. Mrs. thought he couldn't be two places at the same time, but Ol' Ole explained to her all about quantum mechanics and the stuff we've been discussing here and she allowed that yes, maybe he could have been in both places at the same time

But she clobbered him anyway, because quantum physics or not he shouldn't have been with Half Moon Hattie. She said that if he was going to be in two places at once, the other one had better be church.

And Ol' Ole said that when that skillet connected it felt like it passed clear through his body down to his toes, only it didn't leave any mark except on the top of his head.

So there you have it. Proof positive of bilocation AND passage through a solid object (and there are danged fewer objection solider than Ol' Ole's headbone).