Don't worry. They're just cross-dressers, maybe even full-blown transsexuals, Sir John. IT's their game, not yours. Don't wanna dance with 'em? Then don't. Simple!

ANd just imagine what a luxury it must be for your average workin Joe to trade them rough ole cotton boxers in for, say, a little bitta somethin all smooooth 'n silky 'n satiney ... ahhhhh .... the shameless hedonism of it all ....