Found this looking for something completely else...It needs to be put to a tune, and a plot built around it enough for a folk song, kinda like the Sgt Pepper movie -
"James Lipton have made forays into venery. Lipton presents a lively section on music. Consider:
A Backseat of Accompanists; A Schrei of Heldentenoren; A Flatulence of Bassonists; A Carousel of Rondo; A Jumpcut of Music Videos; An Embouchure of Brass Players; A Spite of Prima Donnas; A Hum of Hymns; A Parenthesis of Cellists; A Spasm of Hard Rockers; A Tangle of Spotlights; An Oscillation of Break Dancers; A Shriek of Claques; A Second Fiddle of Violists; A Rhapsody of Blues; An Attitude of Rappers; A Decibel of DJ's.