My ex sent me looking fo a cardigan once. I spent about twenty minutes in the lingerie section of The Bay until a kindly elderly woman inquired whether I needed assistance. I told her I was looking for a light blue cardigan which I assumed was a piece of apparal that people just didn't talk about. She sent me to the sweater section. Who knew? If my ex had wanted me to get her a light blue sweater with buttons, why didn't she say, "Get me a light blue sweater with buttons, huh?"